monday night is my favorite tv night! we're starting back slow, with only one show on tonight. thankfully, it provided enough drama to last me through the week.
we pick up a month after where left off. rufus hates lily, dan is boring, serena dumped aaron bobby on the plane to buneos aris, jenny is being a good girl again, blair is trying to join a social league to forget about chuck bass, who was off getting trashed & laid in thailand.
oh and dorota was being awesome. of course.
so, blair is trying to bring chuck back from the dark side, with the help of his (HOT!) smarmy uncle, jack bass. (which, btw is a good detective name) jack bass drags him back to the US, and blair tries to keep him from getting expelled. they also talk him down from a drunken roof rant, which was heartbreaking. ed westwick is doing a phenomenal job with chucks downwards spiral. the chuck/blair moment when she helps him down from the ledge was gorgeous.
OUR OMG!WTF! moment came at the end. jack bass (i like his whole name, sorry) is getting chuck in the limo to take him home. blair tells him that CHUCK CAN NEVER KNOW ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED ON NEW YEARS EVE. he agrees. they drive off. and we are yelling at josh schwartz because there's no way blair would sleep with JACK?! after she told chuck she loves him?! and we have a week to speculate other, less horrifying options.
in other news: dan & serena are back together and more boring than ever; little j isn't little j anymore and is actually acting like a decent human being; nelly yuki is awesome; rufus & lily's lovebaby is a boy & they're going on a road trip to find him. oh and we never have to see aaron bobby again, thank jesus.
line of the night:
blair: you obviously don't know him. chuck has a thing for roofs.
LOST COUNTDOWN: 15 DAYS! and word on the street is that my baby sawyer is shirtless from the entire first hour. and angsty. just the way i like him. i can't wait!!
you know you love me.
xoxo gossip girl.